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Stupid things to do with your sunnies when there is no sun.

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Where would we be without our sunnies? Imagine a hot, glary day at the beach without the protection of our Smiths, Ray Bans or Oakleys. They not only protect our eyes and help us to feel good but they also make us look good! That being said, sometimes when the sun goes behind the clouds some people find things to do with sunglasses that make you want to go up to them headbutt them. Well, actually I am a pacifist. Let’s be satisfied with giving them a good wack on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper.

Here Surfer Tippy shows models nine ways to NEVER wear your sunglasses. Over to you Tips!

Lets start easy. This look is almost acceptable. But not really. “See… I have really expensive sunglasses!”
“Yeah… I’m a nong for owning a truckers cap… but the sunnies worn on the front makes it look better.”
“How fresh does wearing sunnies like a necklace look? Oi! Look at me! Look at me!”
For straight out mind-numbing nongishness I reckon the Cousin It wearing a truckers cap with sunnies on the back look is pretty hard to beat.
Nup. This is definitely the best. Nothing beats the “Hey look… my sunnies are actually a beard,” look.
The Cousin It wearing sunnies look is brilliant… if you are Cousin It. If you are, just leave the sunnies on top of your head.
Simply speechless. Have no idea what to say about this other than aaahhhhhhhh!

Special thanks to volunteer model Tipani Demouche and her excellent poses.

SALEM EDWARDS

Salem is a student at Byron Bay High School. She plays basketball and soccer and represents both her school and the region in both sports. Salem has also coached younger soccer and basketball players in her spare time. In recent years Salem has discovered snow boarding and has become an avowed Japanophile since experiencing the deep powder snow of Hokkaido.

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About SALEM EDWARDS

Salem is a student at Byron Bay High School. She plays basketball and soccer and represents both her school and the region in both sports. Salem has also coached younger soccer and basketball players in her spare time. In recent years Salem has discovered snow boarding and has become an avowed Japanophile since experiencing the deep powder snow of Hokkaido.

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